This doesn’t make up for it…
Just thought y’all would find this amusing…
Last week, I took Signe to my office to meet my co-workers. Remember the obnoxious colleague who kept making inappropriate comments about how enormous my baby would be? Yeah, she made several comments about how she’d never seen such a tiny little baby. “She’s so tiny! It’s been a LONG time since I’ve seen such a small baby.”
So apparently, all that girth was just me being fat. Bitch.