Update on my last crush
Remember cute IT guy? Well, he works here full time now. And, as far as I know, he’s still married. I just had a brief conversation with him and even though I know he’s completely out of the running (see above comments about being married and a co-worker), I felt myself getting all red in the face just talking to him.
I’m such a sucker for a cute nerd. Lord help me. Lord help the cute nerds, too.
August 31st, 2005 at 11:57 am
That’s so cute. On behalf of cute nerds everywhere, even though I’m a taken nerd, allow me to invite you to talk to comment on our blogs and chat us up in bars. By the way, I hear that the line "Didn’t I see you last month at Comicon?" works well. You can thank me later.
August 31st, 2005 at 4:17 pm
I just hope that somebody at your work doesn’t get a hold of this URL and it spreads through the office like wildfire (Horse from the song, not actual fire that is wild). Then you’ll really be red faced at nerdy IT guy. Then again, you could be working late one night and so could he and there’s this awkward moment when he tells you that he’s a big fan of your blog and that nobody else is there right now and that he just divorced his wife and quit his job and has joined the Peace Corp to go off to set up netoworks for indigenous African tribes…. cue appropriately woka-woka type guitar music here. Heh? Think about it. God, I gotta get out more.
August 31st, 2005 at 4:34 pm
Dude, you could write romance novels! Or porn. But only if you added in some other guy coming in to use the copy machine just as we were about to consumate our forbidden love.
August 31st, 2005 at 5:09 pm
I didn’t want to go that far. But yes, that also was going to happen. And there was going to also be a travelling troupe of midget janitors all dressed like Nixon that would come in and would clean all around the debauchery while conveniently ignoring all of the goings on and what nots. Then you’d stop said filth because you’d notice that they had set up bleechers and a concession stand. Oddly enough though, it was for the movie about waltzing being shot in the corner conference room and not for your oddly befuddling mess. I was going to go that far but I didn’t want to ruin the surprise.
August 31st, 2005 at 8:45 pm
lol. Jeff, I think you just invented cube farm porn fiction. I hope you’re happy. That shit about the Nixon midgets, however, just isn’t right.
September 1st, 2005 at 11:31 am
Jeff. Sweetie. I can’t decide if I should encourage you to get your own blog or to comment on my page even more. You’re brilliant. A little sick, but brilliant.