Yep, I’m doing research for work again and came upon a funny site. I don’t want to ruin it for you by trying to describe it. Just take a gander at the excerpt below and then see if you can resist visiting the site for more:

“Satan’s evil plan has created jobs for hundreds of thousands of old lecherous pedophiles throughout this Godly country every December. These filthy homeless hobos just lay on their urine-stained cardboard beds 11 months out of the year, dreaming of Christmas when they can drunkenly traipse into the warmth of departments stores and have innocent little Christian children sit on their vermin-infested laps.”

Can’t resist, can ya? (By the way, I know it isn’t legit, but it’s still freaking hilarious!)

Santa Claus is Satan

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