I know I’m only 30% gay, but I’d totally do her. Batwoman is back as a lesbian

A few weeks ago, I decided I was disgusted with myself and started hitting the gym hard. This was tough because I hate my new gym. It’s smelly and the equipment is old and there are only two good cardio machines (and they are both usually occupied when I get there, doesn’t matter what time […]

GTB and I started watching Sex and the City from the beginning after he got me season 2 on DVD for Valentine’s Day, despite my well-documented negative feelings about that particular holiday. We’re up to season 4, which I have to admit I don’t like very much. And I have to say, I think it’s […]

On Monday night, GTB, our friend E, and I went for a long walk around Mt. Tabor. It was a lovely night and the hour+ stroll was the perfect half-workout. I therefore felt completely justified ordering the Mac and Cheese at the Hedge House when we were done. And, because it’s almost Memorial Day Weekend, […]

Pat Robertson said that storms, and possibly a tsunami, will be lashing America’s coasts at some time in 2006. He knows this because, naturally, God told him. Um, duh. In related news, God also told him that there would be minor earthquakes in California, forest fires in Colorado, rain in Seattle, and flooding in Missouri […]

Between this and this, I’m starting to think it can’t be that hard to climb Mt. Everest. Double amputee is the 1st to summit Everest Oldest man ever reportedly scales Everest

Sometimes, you just can’t force an elephant onto a treadmill. I can relate. Maybe they should try an elliptical trainer. Pachyderm won’t pace to keep off pounds

I’m assuming this is a joke. If it is, it’s not very funny. If it’s meant to be serious, well, that WOULD be funny. No Scruff

Yesterday, as we introduced our respective moms to each other over a Mother’s Day brunch that GTB lovingly prepared, I remembered after downing my first Mimosa that, oh yeah, I’m not drinking during May. Yep, that’s right. I lasted from May 4th to May 14th as a dry, wagon-riding teetotaler. Ten days, people. And it’s […]

According to this, I’m 30% gay. Make of that what you will. (Thanks to GTB’s sis, M, for this!) How gay are you?